Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
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Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
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DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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