I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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