Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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