that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
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He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
is that a dick in a sweater?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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