so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
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You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
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My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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