Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
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I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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