I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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