You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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