Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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