that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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