so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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