Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
this hospital has no fireball
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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