Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
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