i think my mom watched the whole time
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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