im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Randomize
