I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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