If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
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I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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