I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
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Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
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walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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