You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
only if we run a train.
done.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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