Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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