I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Can you bring me the toilet please
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
we should paint friendship bongs
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