How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
