It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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