O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
And my parents said I crawled through the house
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