GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
