just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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