Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
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do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
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Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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