But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
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im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
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I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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