Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
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