i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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