took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
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im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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