Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
Randomize
