you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
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Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
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Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
This is my gift to your gina
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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