absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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