Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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