oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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