Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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