We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
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He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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