Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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