To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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