Got a toothbrush?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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