i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
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