I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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