Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
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Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
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I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.