i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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