Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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