well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
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thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
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You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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