It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
And then he peed in my hair
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