dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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