Kiss
Puke
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
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When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
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MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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