How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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