There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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