So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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