Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
The power of my boobs compel you
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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