Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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