I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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