I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
